The Doctor Is In
TV addicts cut off by the W.G.A. turn to 'TV Guide' guy

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Not long ago, on the eve of the screenwriters strike, Michael Ausiello, a writer for TV Guide, described the imminent work stoppage on his TVGuide.com blog as “the forthcoming Armageddon.” Days later, with the strike in full swing, he could bring himself to refer to it only as the “s-word.”
Right now, scores of reporters and commentators across the city and the country are covering the divergent concerns of the writers and the producers. But for Mr. Ausiello, it’s all about the fans. “For my readers, what’s critical is what this means for their favorite shows,” he told NYTV.
On a recent Saturday afternoon, Mr. Ausiello sat at Riposo, a wine bar in Hell’s Kitchen, and sipped a glass of Riesling. He was wearing a plaid shirt, over jeans, and blue Chuck Taylors. With his square jar, strong brow, and dark hair, he bore a passing resemblance to the actor Dana Ashbrook circa Twin Peaks.
In recent years, Mr. Ausiello, 35, has helped breathe new life into the TV Guide brand by bantering with his fans on the magazine’s web site and breaking news about forthcoming plot twists and cast changes. (The past year alone, he was first to report that Isaiah Washington had been fired from Grey’s Anatomy, that Jorja Fox was leaving CSI, and that NBC was secretly developing a spin-off of The Office.) And his almost messianic enthusiasm for popular television has won him a strikingly loyal following of like-minded couch potatoes.
Recently, as the immediate future of scripted television has turned dark, so too has Mr. Ausiello’s writing. Last week, he assembled a strike chart, letting his fans—who go by the affectionate term “Ausholes”--know how long before their favorite shows would run out of episodes. “[I]t makes me want to double my Prozac dosage,” he wrote.
“I understand why they’re so scared,” Mr. Ausiello told NYTV*. “I know where the hysteria comes from.”
Indeed, it was TV that helped make life bearable for the young Mr. Ausiello. He grew up in the small town of Roselle Park, New Jersey, a half hour outside of Elizabeth. His older brother was a high school football star, and his dad was an Astroturf salesman for Monsanto. Michael himself was overweight and gay. At school, the kids made fun of him. He learned to self-medicate through television.
Mr. Ausiello loved The Smurfs. In between episodes, he would walk miles to a store in a nearby town that stocked Smurf paraphernalia. Back home, he lovingly arranged his growing collection in swaths of his father’s Astroturf.
Daytime soaps were his other obsession. Whenever possible, he would skip school and bask in the glory of Days of Our Lives. In his free time, he filled the pages of sketchpads with episodes of his own soap, which he called Beverly Hills. During Thanksgiving at his grandparents’ house, while the men watched football, Mr. Ausiello would sit in the corner and write cliffhangers.
“I managed to survive by my soap operas,” he said.
When he was sixteen, his mother died, and Mr. Ausiello dealt with his sorrow, unsurprisingly, with food and television. Doritos and Dynasty. Cheez Wiz and Dallas. He ballooned to upwards of 250 pounds.
Mr. Ausiello took another sip of wine. “Even though it was such a hostile environment,” he said, “I still managed to do my Ausiello shtick thing.” To wit: his senior year, with his best friend Jill, he launched an underground weekly paper called The Cub, which regularly ridiculed the school’s popular kids. “People hated us for it,” he recalls.
He also began to get a hold of himself. On his 17th birthday, at his grandmother’s house, Mr. Ausiello ate a memorable piece of cake. “As I was eating it, I was saying to myself, this is the last piece of cake I’m going to eat,” he recalled. “The next day was the last day of me being fat.”
He became a vegetarian, went on Slim Fast, and shed the pounds. In 2006, a poll run by Peta ranked Mr. Ausiello as the third sexiest male vegetarian in the world (thank you, Ausholes!).
After high school and a stint at a junior college, he applied to the film school at the University of Southern California, aiming to become a screenwriter. Instead, he got into the journalism program, where he majored in public relations and minored in cinema.
During his senior year, his dad fell ill with heart problems. Mr. Ausiello took a semester off to patch things up with his father, with whom he’d rarely seen eye-to-eye. “My dad was always like, ‘you must be in wrestling, you must be in football,’” said Mr. Ausiello. “Why are you watching soap operas?’”
Mr. Ausiello told his father he was gay. Over the next few months, they reconciled, soon before Mr. Ausiello senior passed away. Michael was 22. Along with his two brothers, he cleaned out the family house, saving a few heirlooms, his Smurf collection, and his Beverly Hills sketchpads.
After college, Mr. Ausiello landed a job with Entertainment Tonight, doing public relations. But he grew restless and began freelancing as a writer. Through a friend, he scored an assignment for Soap Opera Update, and eventually landed a full-time job, writing for Soaps in Depth.
Over the next several years, Mr. Ausiello cut his teeth, interviewing daytime starlets, developing sources, and breaking news. He began moonlighting for TV Guide, penning articles about his favorite primetime shows.
In 2000, he jumped to TVGuide.com full time, to blog about the business. Roughly four years later, he began writing a wildly popular web feature called “Ask Ausiello.” Additionally, he now writes a column for the magazine, a blog for the web site (The Ausiello Report), and does a biweekly segment for the TV Guide Channel, recounting the top five TV moments of the week.
“I really feel like it’s nice to be in a place in my life where I’m not being suffocated by tragedy, and all the shit I put up with in high school, just being ostracized,” said Mr. Ausiello. “Things are going really good for me, and I can enjoy it, because things have been tough.”
These days, Mr. Ausiello lives with his long time partner Kit Cowan—and his Smurf collection--in Hell’s Kitchen. “Part of me wants to move to LA just because it would afford me the space to put my Smurfs in their own room,” he said.
Every year now, Mr. Ausiello parlays his stature as a TV blogger into a guest appearance on one of his favorite shows. So far, he’s landed bit parts on Felicity, The Gilmore Girls, Veronica Mars, and Scrubs—where the kid who once doctored his sadness with television got to appear on television as a doctor. And recently, as part of the New York Comedy festival, he even got to host a panel discussion with the Scrubs cast members.
Back at the bar, Mr. Ausiello polished off his wine. It was time to get back to his real life patients. Television was on strike. The Ausholes were hurting.
“It’s going to sound corny, but TV was an escape for me, during a rough childhood,” said Mr. Ausiello. “I see why it is so important to other people. I can totally relate to the anxiety they are feeling right now.”
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Ausholes Unite!
I have been and addicted AUSHOLE for a couple of years now. I avicly look forward to my scoop fix every week, and I am so disappointed if there isn't a new Ask Ausiello every week! Keep up the good work!
Thanks for the Michael Ausiello profile/article. Love it!
Thank you for this insightful article on Mike. I have been an advid reader of his columns for several years now. He make me laugh like no other. Ausholes rule. :)
It's a shame he's homosexual..seemed like a decent sort of guy.
Dave C., nothing to say to your comment, other than the fact that you're an idiot. I don't waste my time reasoning with idiots.
Nice profile! I'm glad Mike's life is going so well, he deserves his happiness after a rough early life.
The first thing I do every Wednesday morning is go to TVGuide.com and check out Ask Ausiello. Actually, not a day goes by where I don't check out the Ausiello Report for new scoop. I am a dedicated Aushole and it's great to read a story about the man who understands our TV obsessions and makes us laugh like no other. Keep up the good work, Michael!
P.S. I wish I could have read The Cub or that we'd had something similar at my school. Hilarious!
I look forward to Wednesdays so I can get the scoop on my favorite shows from Michael. I enjoy his column than most of what's on TV! Keep rocking, Michael!
Aww! this was amazing to read. i had no idea that mike's life was like that. but ive been a fan of him since...i dont know. since his like...50th AA article? well, for a while. i love mike! hahah
35!?!? What the hell, I thought Michael was 25! I'm seriously shocked. What a great backstory he's got. I'm a big fan, and I think he should get his own TV show -- I'd watch!
Dave C -
What a shame that you think he is a great guy and then, just because he is gay, decide he is not. Judging someone based soley on their sexual orientation (or color, or religion, or sex) is called biggotry. Personally, I find biggots offensive.
He does lose points for saying the word partner and not boyfriend. Now thats gay.
Instead of focusing on the troll, why don't we focus on the greatness that is Michael Ausiello? Your piece was very well-written, and as a long-time fan, it was very refreshing to read about Ausiello's life.
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A very well written piece for a very deserving person. He has become a regular part of my week.
Congrats Michael!
wow from the gay stuff he writes about sometimes i always thought he packed the fudge... i mean grey's anatomy? you're straight? c'mon. His recent post-Heath Ledger-death article about crying during Brokeback rewatches put me over the edge so i researched it. Pretty huge fag, and gay people are evil, but he still is one damn witty writer at least when he talks about actually good shows.
Michael is a great guy, with good insight.
and to the biggots, your loss.
Nice little bio on him, enjoyed reading.
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Nice profile! I'm glad Mike's life is going so well, he deserves his happiness after a rough early life.
I've been reading "As Ausiello" for a couple of years now. I love his writing style & snarkiness. And now, after reading this article, I want to give him a big hug.
In recent years, Mr. Ausiello, 35, has helped breathe new life into the TV Guide brand by bantering with his fans on the magazine’s web site and breaking news about forthcoming plot twists and cast changes.
You are right, the doctor is in!
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his fans on the magazine’s web site and breaking news about forthcoming plot twists and cast changes.
Wow this guy is full of crap. I used to like reading his column every week for the past 3/4 months but now he's sold out to Entertainment Weekly, a completely horrid magazine with an atrocious website layout. How could he leave TVGuide for that rag. And also looking at his past he is a severely messed up human being. Yeah, so what, he was fat and is gay, that doesn't mean you skip school to watch soap operas, thats pathetic. Get a life much?? Still, he's a witty guy but he's abandoning legions of fans to write for a worthless rag like EW.If he thinks he'll get half as much creative input into what he writes over there, he's wrong. He had it pretty good and now he's sold out for the money. Plus he keeps moaning in despair over something irrelevant like television. I enjoy my TV too dude but seriously, you're over the top. Its just TV. GET OVER IT. I'm going to make use of this 3 month hiatus to stop watching some of the more worthless crap I've found myself viewing, Supernatural being one of them. Evil, evil show. Here's an idea Ausiello: next time you're moaning and being an emo, turn to Jesus instead of turning to cake and Days of our Lives. Wow has this guy gone downhill. But moving on. He's moved forward, as I shall. And he's a witty guy. But I agree with the guy who said he was super gay for viewing Grey's Anatomy and Gossip Girl. At least shows like Desperate Housewives are entertaining and funny...those others are cheap and cliched and dumb.
nice,thank you
nice,thank you
nice,thank you
I'm a BIG BIG Fan. Counting the days until July 2nd when our favorite go to guy for all TV infor will be back in his element.
Miss you Ass (oops) AUS!!
Hmmm... I find it a little shallow that TV is what made his life bearable, and Soapies in particular. Personally, I think that all it did was numb the obvious pain and rejection he was having (and, perhaps, still suffers from). It doesn't really sort out the issues. It's obvious that he has found himself a unique and niche market, which is good for him business wise; I just do wonder how much actual contribution this stuff brings towards society. TV isn't really a healthy contribution towards a better society (how do soapies actually make our lives any better?)