A Fox Business Christmas Carol

Nymag.com has this item about the Fox Business Christmas Card. They create their own lyrics, to the tune of Here comes Santa Claus. Sing aloud:

To the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus"

Here comes FBN, here comes FBN
Onto the business news scene
We are here to inform our viewers
Who are living on Main Street
Peter and Alexis give us Money for Breakfast
They help us with our day
FBN gives you news you can use
In a new and interesting way

Here comes FBN, here comes FBN
Onto the business news scene
We've got Neil Cavuto, Liz Claman, David Asman
Nicole P. and Jenna Lee
Cheryl and Tom and Dagen and Stuart
Our anchors try their hardest by far
FBN will get you through the day
To Cody and Rebecca at the bar

Here comes FBN, here comes FBN
Onto the business news scene
Wishing you a happy holidays
And a wonderful new year.