The Navratilova Protocol
Moments ago, I asked Martina Navratilova for her opinion on the Serena Williams-Justine Henin match tomorrow. She seemed stunned and said, "See that lady? You can ask her if you can talk to me."
I directed my request to the lady in question, a pleasant WTA press official who said she'd call me back. Two minutes later, she did. The interview request had been declined.
Calm down and get ahold of yourself, Martina. Life isn't all Liberty games and free weights. Sometimes you have to think about someone other than yourself.
don't worry about this jerk, Martina. I loved watching you and Mile what's his face play that Russian girl and the guy with the hat in last year's mixed-doubled final.
UNFORGETTABLE!
And? What's the point? She's free to accept or decline an interview.
Martina is too busy hitting on Robin Quivers to answer questions from a lowly New York Observor reporter. By the way, have you ever seen anyone reading the New York Observer?
She was too busy sniffing panties and sucking on tampons in the locker room.
go martina who cares people think.your the est
Hey DYKELICKER, you speak from your experience?