Celebrity Stakeout: Can You Go Get Me A Bag of Sourpatch Kids While I Wait for Marion Cotillard to Deboard the Hertz Shuttle?

Things really have gotten out of control over at TMZ.com. They’ve just posted a live streaming link at the departures curb at LAX. “Can we spot Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard before she jets back to France? Watch and find out.” Though it looks like the most exciting thing their cam will catch is a frustrated skycap flipping the bird to a bad tipper, something tells us that a sad chunk of people will actually follow the gossip blog’s advice and remain glued to the mundane comings and goings at the international hub. Oh…wait…is that Owen Wilson getting out of a white stretch Escalade? Gotta run!