Fincher, Palahniuk Mull Fight Club Musical

Listen up, maggots! You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. But you might have a ... beautiful tenor falsetto? If so, you might want to look into the Broadway musical version of Fight Club, currently in the works for the movie's 10-year anniversary, according to MTV News. Well, it's not exactly "in the works" but both Fight Club director David Fincher and the original book's author Chuck Palahniuk have been discussing its stage adaptation for years. We can see it now: the Project Mayhem boys belting out while they make napalm, fetch beers and maybe do some kind of Stomp-inspired number while they sweep. "The last I heard from David was that Trent Reznor was going to do the music," Mr. Palahniuk told MTV News. " Maybe Choke the musical will be next!"