David Paterson and the Art of the Leak

Voters were “stunned” and also “dumbstruck,” said the AP. It was just a “bombshell,” this admission from the governor.
This was August 12, 2004. “You’re right,” said David Lee Miller on Fox News. “This is nothing less than a stunning announcement broadcast live.”
But who was stunned?
“Oh, you know, I don’t know that anybody was really surprised to find out that Jim McGreevey was gay,” Herb Jackson of The Record of Hackensack said on CNN that night.
Jeff Pillets wrote in the next day’s edition of The Record: “‘All of us knew it, the press knew it and the governor was forced to live this horrible lie,’ said one Democrat who worked closely with McGreevey.”
It didn’t help that McGreevey lied to an AP reporter who, that summer, finally just asked him if he was gay.
Nobody printed it anyway.
And now we have to know about the three-ways with Jim and Dina (who a friend describes as the woman with “the voice like a humping cat from Tenafly”) and that baby-fat-faced Rutgers student. Can anyone ever look at a plate of TGI Friday’s Sesame Jack Chicken Strips the same way again?
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News of state-capital filth trickles out in confused fits and starts. One of the jobs of Albany-based reporters might even be to protect us from knowing certain things.
But over the past week, the mangled rumors flew. People were asking: Which public official liked to get handsy in the back of a cab? Which one, if any, has a son by someone who is not his wife, a child who is nearly the same age as his son by his wife? Who had a girlfriend put on whose staff, where her job was essentially to lobby the girlfriend’s former flame?
Any crisis publicist will tell you that the only way to deal with these things, should they happen to apply to you, is to shove them out there yourself.
New York’s smart new governor, David Paterson, is the first—after the failings of McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, Kwame Kilpatrick, that jokester Larry Craig and shall we go on?—to try it.
Sort of.
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Here’s something odd. Why did the Patersons submit to carefully conducted sit-downs with Juan Gonzalez of the New York Daily News, in which they each broke the news of an affair—when the new governor would then, fourteen and a half hours after that story was published, go on to announce affairs with a whole herd of other women?
There’s a public-relations strategy gone somehow off the rails there. For one thing, it pissed everyone off.
In the long and dark intervening hours between the Daily News story at 10 p.m. Monday and Paterson’s press conference at 12:30 p.m. Tuesday, some tried to say what they couldn’t quite say.
“Neither Paterson nor his wife identified the individuals with whom they cheated. This would, of course, become more of an issue if the woman with whom Paterson had an affair is or was on the state payroll,” Liz Benjamin wrote on the Daily News’ Daily Politics blog.
Oh, look, it turned out one of the women was.
“It was not clear if he had subsequent relationships outside his marriage,” Danny Hakim posted at The New York Times.
Oh, but he did.
So the full disclosure to the Daily News wasn’t actually a full disclosure. That made the next disclosure suspect. And the one after that? Next Page >

















Choire it's screamingly obvious why the Patersons went public -- our gossip-insatiable "free press" was going to so. That's the way it behaves around Democrats. President Bush can install a male hooker in the press room of the White House and nobody blinks. With Democrats different rules apply. So Paterson's disclosure was a big juicy "Fuck you!" to to the media.
And Fuck You Very much, Choire.
I'm unable to read the second page due to a computer glitch.
I think it's safe to say we'll never know the exact extramarital affair stats. Whatever the exact, precise percentage is, it's a fairly high number. Sexual promiscuity is in our genes as a result of evoultionary forces, regardless of what religion tries to push down our throats.
The woman whom Paterson had an affair is or was on the state payroll. Is that a crime? I guess that's better than paying for a roll in another state like Spitzer.
Let's make a few things perfectly clear: It's more sexually stimulating, erotic, and pleasurable to have an extramarital affair when you're young. When you're old all of your body parts are rusty, including your limpy boner and heart.
Nelson Rockefeller, a former New York governor, had a heart attack while having sex with his mistress. His mistress didn't immediately call for medical assistance, which certainly compounded Rockefeller's grave medical condition. The mistress waited an hour, and by that point in time it was too late for Rockefeller.
Give Paterson some credit. It makes more sense to have an extramarital affair when you're young and randy. Who wants to have an extramarital affair with a limpy boner and clogged arteries?
Are Albany reporters protecting the public from knowing of legislators' erotic wanderings, or is it simply that: a.there's usually no interest in the steamy double life of one's assemblyman? Most people couldn't tell you their state senators at gunpoint.
b. Albany misbehavior is so widespread that reporting on it would take up more pages than the lists of unclaimed bank accounts?
Polly's points are well-taken.
Frankly, I'm all tuckered out hearing about another sexual piccadillo. Who cares? So far, these extramarital affairs appear to be fairly vanilla. No underage pages. No toilets. No bald-headed rent boys. In other words, Paterson's extramarital affairs are a big yawn.
George W. Bush supposedly had a three-way sexual encounter in Tennessee around 25-years ago. A Vegas woman has made this assertion. And of course we all know about the bald-headed rent boy having numerous sleepovers at the White.
As I recall during the time frame of infamous bald-headed, male hooker mess, George and Laura jointly appeared in a White House taped interview. In addition, People Magazine was given the nod to write a complimentary article about the Bush marriage.
As I watched George talk about his deep love for his adorable wife and their gloriously happy marriage, it was quite obvious this White House interview was staged, and a public relations move to quell certain rumors circulating around Washington.
Correction:
Sleepovers at the White should read: Sleepovers at the White House.
Who gives a shit whether they screwed around, or if Paterson
did some blow when he was younger----
Just get to the job of helping this piss poor state!!!
Usually I could careless about politics. However this state is in shambles, our budget is a disgrace and personal lives and pleasure are such a huge hit in the press - I was not an Elliot fan - BUT after reading alot about him I will say out loud; "I miss you Elliot!!!" Yes he may not have had 1 friend in Albany in his elite crowd, but in the trenches there were a few of us - yes he did break the law - one of the laws he did pass himself; extending time in jail for the "johns" maybe he never thought he was going to get caught, maybe he wanted to be caught. Maybe he was set up - (which is what I want to believe in a fantasy world)
BUT bottom line - did Elliot do his job as Governor? I think he did and I think because he may have hit some nerves some whom do not care for him and it showed with the swearing in ceremony for Paterson - and delighted in Elliot's resignation.
I know politics is dirty, and none of them are faithful - money talks and bullshit walks - elite crowd feel inferior to the rest of us who depend on them to make the decisions for our rights in our State - where did that get us?
so I may be (1) New York State citizen who says; "where are you Spitzer?!!!!" I am serious.
A man of such brilliance, innovative way of thinking, and never gave up - made alot of enemies because he had a passion for what he thought was right - and yes got caught in his own wrong - yes made publicly humiliated - no one was laughing when they saw him and his wife in public with the resignation did they? No he had every right not to answer any questions - this was his time as Elliot Spitzer, the man not the public person to rectify HIS life.
Put yourself in his shoes.
Now I feel better - got this out - probaby ticked alot of you off - but guess what? I don't care.
We need a Governor who can get the job done - where is Elliot?!!!