Morning Memo: Real Housewives Aren't So Much Housewives! And Lindsay Lohan Gets All Kylie Minogue On Us

"In an international city of more than eight million souls, the series" – The Real Housewives of New York City – "documents the lives of five white socialites who juggle Hamptons estates and charity balls." [NYT]

Ubiquitous cover girl Lindsay Lohan is recording a Kylie Minogue-like album. [WWD]

Salma Hayak birthed a daughter but had wanted a son. [P6]

Clinton campaign manager Mark Penn erected barriers to hide the home construction that was troubling his neighbors last week. [P6]

Also Penn's boss, Hillary Clinton, won big last night. [WP]

Gossip site TMZ plans to create a Washington D.C.-based incarnation, TMZDC. [Politico]

Fallout from the latest memoir fabricant, Margaret Seltzer, continues. [NYT]

Fake cold remedy Airborne settled a false advertising lawsuit, and gullible customers can snag a refund. [The Lede]