Gwynnie (Finally) Gets a Little Goopy in Newsletter

We received Gwyneth Paltrow's most recent GOOP newsletter this morning (on time!) and now we (almost) feel bad for being so snippy in our study of paltrow.com. She begins with this scene:

Gwynnie finally gets personal! Way to pull on our guilty heart strings...

Unlike the tone and content of her previous newsletters, we're reminded in this "Do" one that she's actually human and not just a couture-sporting celebrity mommy. But the letter quickly deteriorates into some gobbledy-gook, "no duh" advice from some doctors (one in London, one in LA and one in New York). They "helped me out of some very sticky health problems (pneumonia, anemia, stress, etc.)," Ms. Paltrow writes. "Below they offer their points of view and some ideas about how we can achieve our best health." That includes: get more sleep, don't eat "white stuff" or sugar, detox and drink more water.

Yawn. Might as well read the latest issues of Shape!