Morning Memo: Barack Obama's Star-Studded Victory Party; Tim Robbins's Voting Debacle; The National Enquirer Plays (Very) Dirty

Oprah Winfrey, Brad Pitt, Will.I.Am, and Star Jones were among the celebrities who attended Barack Obama's victory rally in Chicago's Grant Park last night. Ms. Winfrey called the win "the greatest experience of [her] lifetime." [US Weekly] 

An indignant Tim Robbins spent five hours attempting to vote yesterday after a registration mix-up that eventually required the attention of two police officers and the Board of Elections. [R&M]

Cameron Diaz refused to share her cigarettes with her fellow guests at Drew Barrymore's Halloween party. [P6]

The National Enquirer likely stole a dirty diaper belonging to Rielle Hunter's son. The gossip sheet plans to submit the find to DNA testing in order to prove that John Edwards fathered the child. [R&M] 

A "disoriented" Countess Luann de Lesseps, of The Real Housewives of New York, "couldn't stand still" at Noah Tepperberg and Danny A's Halloween party at Lucky Strike Lanes. [P6]