Charlize Theron’s perpetual boyfriend, Stuart Townsend—they’re one of those enlightened couples who don’t believe in, you know, the patriarchal institution of marriage—opens Battle in Seattle, a feature film starring … Charlize Theron! Shazam! Also starring Ray Liotta, Woody Harrelson (swoon!) and Andre 3000 of OutKast. Yep, you’ll find us in the Twizzlers line.

[Battle in Seattle, www.fandango.com]

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