Monday, July 28th

Witt warbles as Crow croons! Alicia Witt, the thespian best known for Law & Order: Criminal Intent, where she starred opposite Mr. Big, er, Chris Noth, performs original songs with piano and a full band (“Hit it, boys!”) at Joe’s Pub. Meanwhile, showing she’s over her Tour de Lance, Sheryl Crow pulls a Jennifer Aniston, responding to the cyclist’s well-publicized tryst with Kate Hudson by enlisting cheesy young crooner James Blunt to perform with her at Jones Beach—parking’s going to be tight, with all the MILFs in SUVs!

[Alicia Witt at Joe’s Pub, 425 Lafayette Street, 9:30 p.m., 212-967-7555; Sheryl Crow and James Blunt at Nikon at Jones Beach Theater, 7 p.m., www.jonesbeach.com]

mbryan@observer.com