WOOD WAR: 05.01.09

New York Post: There was so much to write about this morning! Looking at the Post's Web site, it's hard not to think that the photo illustration of a pig with Joe Biden's face superimposed on the pig's was not originally commissioned with a view to front-page placement. That's the Swine Flu Story of the Day for New York! The vice president suggested we avoid subways: what a tool! Then of course there is the late-breaking news that Supreme Court Justice David Souter is retiring, giving President Obama an unexpected early opportunity to shape the highest court in the land! Neither of these stories is on the front page today because a crazy person attempted to ram his Suzuki into Queen Beatrix of Holland.