Old guy who was once somebody (he owned some deli) is sitting in his car, on the phone, in the middle of the street, making a phone call. The light turns green and he doesnt move, acting like a big machah. The cops pull up behind him, give him the siren to move, he doesnt and sits on the phone. They get out of the car, take his ID, go back to their car to write him a ticket. He decides that he is a bigshot and gets out of the car (every fuckin body in this city KNOWS you do not get out of your car when pulled over) and demands that they give him their names and shield numbers. They tell him to get his ass back in the car and a bunch of those crazy sexually frustrated Hasidic teenage boys start screaming on the sidewalk and a crowd of people gather. These folks love this stuff. One things leads to another and they start throwing shit around and going crazy. A huge crown builds because the community has this bizzarre trait where out of the woodworks five hundred kids will run on the streets when "something is going on" and the commotion begins. Have you ever been in the community and you see dozens of guys driving around in dark blue and black Chevy Impallas acting like cops ? These folks are wacky police buffs. They also adore commotion cause their lives are so fuckin boring.
Old guy who was once somebody (he owned some deli) is sitting in his car, on the phone, in the middle of the street, making a phone call. The light turns green and he doesnt move, acting like a big machah. The cops pull up behind him, give him the siren to move, he doesnt and sits on the phone. They get out of the car, take his ID, go back to their car to write him a ticket. He decides that he is a bigshot and gets out of the car (every fuckin body in this city KNOWS you do not get out of your car when pulled over) and demands that they give him their names and shield numbers. They tell him to get his ass back in the car and a bunch of those crazy sexually frustrated Hasidic teenage boys start screaming on the sidewalk and a crowd of people gather. These folks love this stuff. One things leads to another and they start throwing shit around and going crazy. A huge crown builds because the community has this bizzarre trait where out of the woodworks five hundred kids will run on the streets when "something is going on" and the commotion begins. Have you ever been in the community and you see dozens of guys driving around in dark blue and black Chevy Impallas acting like cops ? These folks are wacky police buffs. They also adore commotion cause their lives are so fuckin boring.