No, these other j-schoolers have it all wrong!!! The facutly most certainly did order us to keep our mouths shut and shut tight. They told us the media are bad, bad people and that we should consider professions as ethicists instead.

Come on guys! How are we ever gonna be real journalists when we can't even get our stories straight? Uh ... did anybody finish the test yet? I want to see if my answer is right. This class is so haaaaard!