Wow, I hadn't even seen the part about the "extra pads" in the Broadway Bomb. No, it's not because they're not as "spritely" as they used to be, it's because they have a brain in their skull and know that safety gear is important. It's not just the old guys who ignore their wives and have peter pan complexes who use helmets and pads. If you don't wear at least a helmet you're not youthful and "spritely", you're an idiot.

This article is atrocious.