He got the election year right....but this article reads like it was written by somebody 100 years old (Justin T and Seann William Scott as no-names, Gellar as "vaguely familiar"...). Going through it point by point is not worth my time, but I'll single out one thing. It's terribly sad that someone has been watching films as long as Mr. Sarris can claim confusion about Donnie Darko. It's not that difficult a film, so he is either unable to understand narrative complexity, or he's being completely disingenuous. Neither bodes well for a film critic.