This is the real Steve G. Sheesh, Joe's little diaper- stinking, crumb-snatching followers have stooped sooooo low. Now, they've stolen my identity. EGAD!! They're co-opted my "Steve G." moniker. EGAD! I'm aghast!!

Hey, you little amoeba-brained nutjobs, let's chant together so you'll feel better, "Bush Sucks! Rush Sucks! Tony Snow Sucks! Sean Sucks! Bill O'Reilly Sucks! Tammy Bruce Sucks! Star Parker Sucks! Fred Thompson Sucks! I don't think you'll ever run out of suckers, will you? Oh gosh, you got so excited, you went poopie in your diapers.

Go help a real revolution! Hugo Chavez wants you bad. Send him a note of encouragement. He's kind of depressed since the Venezulan people voted down his dictator-for-life referendum.