Funny how there are always backhanded stabs at Greenpoint inserted into articles. Guess it's the Slopers insecurity about their over inflated property values. The emperor has no clothes.

FYI- Park Slope has a much higher cancer rates than Greenpoint as can be seen at

And Greenpoint's Historic District is as attractive as Park Slope. The professors live in Greenpoint too. Just less racists here. Oh, and the commute into Manhattan from Greenpoint is 12 minutes vs. Park Slope's 40 minute commute.

Last time I was at Ozzies I ended up with a severe case of dysentery. Now I stick with Greenpoint's Starbucks.