So I get from this article that some Elitist Hipster Nerds apparently look down on other people for not also being Elitist Hipster Nerds. They claim that these non- Elitist Hipster Nerds care too much about how they look, but by doing so are showing that they themselves are actually the ones who care too much about how they look by working out in such a way that no one can tell they work out. Meanwhile, everyone else (including regular plain old nerds) are too busy enjoying their lives to spend even a second worrying about impressing these people.

My head almost exploded trying to comprehend their logic.