Hold on, I don't think you were being snobby enough. Please find a way to bring in how you went to an Ivy league school and drink a whiskey that is so rare that it hasn't been discovered by humans yet. Then bash us all for liking these things called "movies," as well as those of us who like that new-fangled "recorded music," "tele-vision," and "books." For you, it's the classic oral tradition or nothing. In fact, you dictated this review to a secretary just because you hate to get near those plebeians on the Internet.

"So you've already written off every summer movie. Why bother reading your reviews when you don't even expect to like any of them? You've just given me a reason to never come here to read your reviews. So much for going in with an open mind. I don't care that you didn't like Speed Racer but you pretty much just admitted that everything released this summer will be crap without having seen the other films. Thats not what a film critic is supposed to do."

Bears repeating.