Lou Dobbs was once my media champion until he turned, overnight, into a one-topic curmudgeon, bemoaning the illegal barbarians at our non-existant gates. Chris Matthews, I have now annointed you my personal media hero--I hereby charge you to lead and guide my mindless fellow Americans through the morass of tedious non-sequiturs and half-baked ideas, masked as "talking points" on to the land flowing with milk and honey: clarity of thought and precise use of language.