Tasini's Chicken
In place of the colorful West Indian Day Parade pictures you were expecting, here is an image of a Hillary Clinton heckler unhappy that she's not debating Jonathan Tasini.
Points for effort, if not originality. But the chicken costume - which was once deployed during one of Bill Clinton's campaigns - may not get Hillary to the podium.
In their endorsement of Hillary on Sunday, the Times wrote, "we are sorry that Mrs. Clinton did not respond to his demands for a debate." Which sounds pretty final.
-- Azi Paybarah
I don't know how many points it gets for originality- it was in a West Wing episode a couple seasons back.
It does however make a valid point. No debate. No vote Hillary.
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