Music at Gracie
A reader sends word that Mike Bloomberg is throwing a holiday party for City Hall staffers tomorrow night at Gracie Mansion, complete with live karaoke and, I'm guessing, an open bar. (Because who does that sober?)
Extra credit for the first correct prediction of the song the mayor chooses to perform.
-- Azi Paybarah
















if i had a million dollars...bare naked ladies
if i were a rich man.
Knowing how his police force is acting like a lynch mob these days, good money's on either "Dixie" or "Sweet Home Alabama."
"If I were rich man, " is a good call. Maybe Kevin Sheekey can do " the bottle dance."
"Can't buy me love?"
Hail to the Chief?
"The Boy Next Door/You Made Me Love You"
I like to sleep with little boys
How Al Sharpton Stole Christmas
You ain't seen nothing yet?
"Weeee are the champions, my friends......" followed by Franz Ferdinand's "Michael's Song".
American Idiot
The question is easy. It will be "Always look at the bright side of life" from Spamalot. I'll bet the property tax on it.
I'm guessing he's going to loudly hum the Olympic theme music and then burst into tears..