Blank Is the New Blank: Fire Island
WNYC's Brian Lehrer got our nightmare pitch recently: Fire Island is the Thinking Person's Hamptons. Kill. Kill.
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We Were In New York Magazine and We Love Us!



















My advice: hold out for "We Were in New York Magazine and Black People Love Us"