John Bartlett's Terrorpants

September 8, 2006
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John Bartlett sent a crew of emaciated standard-issue trendy-haired models down the runway this morning to kick off fashion week in Bryant Park. No bears! No facial hair! And an incredibly generic collection, as well. Except: TERRORPANTS! What are they? Swim trunks? What length is that? Why? What are they for? It's like Coney Island bathers of the 1940's meets manhood-terror anxiety! Fear the terrorpants! bartlett.jpg
Welcome to the Pants-Terrordome. Photo: Getty Images
Worse picture—terrorshorts suit!—after the jump! terrorsuit.jpg
No he didn't. Photo: Getty Images.
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