WOOD WAR XXIV
Who's winning the battle of the front pages?
Maybe the Post and the Daily News could team up to put out a separate publication, Scratch-Off Daily, in which they promote their unwinnable games of chance? So they could go back to using their newspaper front pages for news? Just a thought.
When it's not flogging "Scratch n' Match," the News is flogging Peter Braunstein, who draws high-minded outrage because he wasn't locked up for precrime. Braunstein's pariah status is backed up by a lack of allegation quotes around "sex fiend."
The Post appears to be wasting space on a depressing, skanky photo of depressing skank Britney Spears. But by shrinking the news hole, the Murdochians cleverly limit the room for their "war hero shot" treatment--so that the part about how the tragic victim "didn't even realize he'd sustained a neck wound" ends up in tiny, you-already-spent-your-quarter type.
And the holiday bettor's guide promo is a nicely amoral touch. Take the under!
Winner: New York PostOverall standings: Daily News 14, New York Post 10















