Ralph Gardner

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Oh, Those Long Summer Days Of College Prep

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Jul. 18th, 2004, 8:00 pm
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My 15-year-old daughter got home from camp last night after scoring a 98 on her final exam.  read more »

A Crosstown Walk Down Memory Lane With Howard Dean

by Ralph Gardner
Jul. 27th, 2003, 8:00 pm
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It's not too soon to pick your horse in the 2004 election derby-especially if you need a job.  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Mar. 17th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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Man Busts Rhodesian Army Moves, Subdues Rollerblader Raider Driving in New York City sometimes force  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Mar. 10th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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Sassy Subway Punks Lift The Loot and Catch Action on Film If you've committed a crime and nobody kno  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Mar. 3rd, 2002, 8:00 pm
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Burglar Lends New Meaning To the Term 'Break-In' Sometimes the burglars beat the boys-"the boys" bei  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Feb. 24th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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Purse-Snatcher Made Out While Victim Was Made Over People routinely get their handbags stolen on the  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Feb. 17th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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New York's Finest Work Mayor Mike's Chichi Shindig For what may have been the first-but certainly wo  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Feb. 10th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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NYPD's Team Lawrence Tackles Hammer-Wielding Protester One of the World Economic Forum's most specta  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Feb. 3rd, 2002, 8:00 pm
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Snowball-Wielding Toughs Terrorize Upper East Side!  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Jan. 27th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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Negligent Canine Owner Avoids Doghouse by a Hairbreadth Mayor Bloomberg has made a lot of noise abou  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Jan. 20th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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Post Photog Sustains Injury On Ammon Front Line Afghanistan may be the most perilous assignment in j  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Jan. 13th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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He Had the Phone in Hand When Nature Called If you're going to rob someone, common sense suggests yo  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Jan. 6th, 2002, 8:00 pm
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World's Laziest Thugs, and the Nookie Bandit!  read more »

Call Security: It's Really Santa Claus

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Dec. 23rd, 2001, 8:00 pm
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There's one member of our family who believes above all others that Santa exists.  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Dec. 23rd, 2001, 8:00 pm
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Ever So Lightly, Thief Lifts Rare Tiffany's Jay Pearsall, the owner of Ivy's Books at 2488 Broadway,  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Dec. 2nd, 2001, 8:00 pm
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Anthrax Fright Subsides, But Old Terrors Return Things finally seem to be returning to normal, crime  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Nov. 11th, 2001, 8:00 pm
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Some People Can Take No for an Answer While the city and the nation remain on high alert for the nex  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Nov. 4th, 2001, 8:00 pm
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NYPD Hammers At East Siders' Fears While the federal government was a bit slow to accept the serious  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Oct. 28th, 2001, 8:00 pm
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In Jumpy City, National Guard Springs Into Action The National Guard apparently isn't significantly  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Oct. 7th, 2001, 8:00 pm
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The massive red, white and blue wreath of flowers from the Indian Consulate standing outside the 19t  read more »

The Crime Blotter

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Sep. 30th, 2001, 8:00 pm
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At first glance, the line of boys from the Allen-Stevenson School leaving the 19th Precinct last Mon  read more »

Downtown, Puffy's Trial Begs for Lopez's Presence

by Ralph Gardner
Feb. 18th, 2001, 8:00 pm
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The only thing missing from the Sean (Puffy) Combs trialthus far-with the possible exception of anti  read more »

Don't Ralph-Vote for One!

by Ralph Gardner and Jr.
Sep. 17th, 2000, 8:00 pm
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Joe Lieberman's nomination to be the first Jewish Vice President is an important moment in American  read more »