For the few of you who can’t afford a private jet to Art Basel Miami, take the F train! The Armory Show—which by the way is not at the Armory but at Pier 94 off 12th Avenue—cruises to a close today.

[The Armory Show, Pier 94, 12th Avenue at 55th Street, noon to 7 p.m., www.thearmoryshow.com]