New York is pretty much a no-smoking zone right now, one in which all of us puffers are living in our own private Joseph Heller -- a world where it's legal to buy cigarettes and sometimes even smoke them, but where one finds themselves increasingly admonished and ostracized for doing so. Katie Couric, for instance, will tell you that you're not attractive if you stink of tobacco. Our dream woman, gone forever because we can't kick our nicotine fix.

And yes, we understand that it's a nasty, smelly habit. But you know what else is? Taking it upon yourself to be the self-righteous Thought Police for the "Smell Flowers Not Smoke" campaign, as UES blogger Reggie Darling has done.

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