MONDAY

Don’t call it a comeback. Britney Spears dusts herself off and puts on some glasses (prop?) to play an amorous receptionist on How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8:30 p.m.). Sadly, between her custody battles, mental breakdowns, and her ill-chosen affair with a paparazzo, the cameo amounts to the only good press the fallen pop star has received in some time. (With that kind of drama, it’s clear why she—and her people—chose for her to be on a sitcom.) Her appearance will likely boost the show’s already strong ratings—it had its second-strongest numbers ever last week for its first new episode after the strike-induced hiatus—introducing the show to a larger swath of America and perhaps finally making it a legitimate inheritor of the Friends mantle.  read more »

• The landlord wants to evict Hot 97. Too many shootings. (The New York Post)
• Richard Rogers and Fumihiko Maki horn in on Ground Zero. (The New York Post)
• Iacopo Falai is the new Wylie Dufresne. (The New York Times)
• Expect to hear more about the ten-alarm fire in Greenpoint. (The New York Sun)