Following the announcement of Lydia Hearst's guest appearance on Gossip Girl, the CW revealed that Lisa Loeb, the 90's librarian-like hottie, will also make a cameo in the May 12 episode. Do you think she'll ... stay?  read more »

MONDAY

There’s something comforting about the predictability of House (Fox, 9 p.m.), which returns tonight. Sometimes it’s nice to have a show where you can set your watch by its familiar plot points, like the show’s every climax where Dr. House has reluctantly ordered some incredibly invasive procedure to cure a patient, only to have it interrupted at the last moment by a new symptom or a phrase that triggers one of Dr. House’s Eureka moments. But, finally, there’s a twist! It’s now on Mondays. (You probably saw that one coming, too.)  read more »

MONDAY

OMFG, Gossip Girl (CW, 8 p.m.)! (Is OMFG even appropriate slang anymore? Honest to blog, who can keep up?) Too many murdered brain cells to remember exactly where the show left off? Here’s a primer. Blair’s secret affair with Chuck Bass had recently come to light after her reconciliation with Nate. He’s angry, while she’s mortified because being a “whore” undermines her leader status amongst her prim ladies. (Uh, really?) Jenny Humphrey, Dan’s younger sister, recently slighted by Blair, uses Blair’s weakened state to her own social advantage. Jenny’s rebuke—she’s from Brooklyn!—plunges Blair into a deep shame spiral. At the end of the last episode, Serena had just swooped in to console her. All caught up now? Gr8! Kthxbai.  read more »

Oh noes! They want you to watch Gossip Girl exclusively on the Oldstube!

The CW network has announced that it will no longer stream free episodes of Gossip Girl on its Web site. Apparently the show has become so successful with online audiences that CW has decided to try to draw that viewership back to television.  read more »

Following the Gossip Girl frenzy, the CW just greenlit another show about the rich and elite: How to Teach Filthy Rich Girls. Based on the book by Zoey Dean, the show revolves around a young woman who's fired from her job as the assistant at a glossy tabloid mag. She's then hired to serve as a live-in tutor and life coach for the teen granddaughters of a cosmetics magnate. She'll have to win over the bratty girls while "navigating Palm Beach's high society and dealing with her own personal issues," according to Variety. Hmm, sounds very Ugly Betty to us.

Woo! Despite semi-dissappointing ratings, Gossip Girl is in for a second season. Maybe all the hype over Janet Malcolm's piece in the New Yorker about the original book series helped the CW make the decision. Who seems to be out at the CW's exclusive lunch table? Aliens in America and Reaper. Bummer. The Hollywood Reporter has more.  read more »

MONDAY

For several panicked hours on Friday, fans of Gossip Girl—and presumably, The O.C.—swamped message boards following the news that producers of the new CW show had offered former O.C. cast member Mischa Barton a role on G.G. as Georgina Sparks, an old chum of Serena van der Woodsen. A wave of invective ensued: “This is the dumbest idea I have ever heard,” wrote one irate commenter, “[M]ischa [B]arton is the most useless actress ever!!!” wrote another. Too harsh? Maybe … maybe not. Consider the history: Josh Schwartz, who now produces G.G., and the other O. C. producers opted to kill off Barton’s character, well before the show ran its course. Now they want her back?  read more »

What are those Gossip Girl writers doing now that they can finally return to work? Gossiping, of course! Now that the Writers Guild strike is finally over (rejoice!), and scribes are returning to their crummy offices and barely-there story lines, they're feeling "an emotion akin to what they remembered experiencing on their first day of high school," according to the New York Times' Brooks Barnes. On the Warner Brothers lot, Stephanie Savage and Josh Schwartz, the co-creators of Gossip Girl, likened reopening their offices to "starting up a summer camp after the winter."  read more »

Now that the strike's end is neigh, all the Upper East Side drama you can handle will return in April, when Gossip Girl comes back to the CW on Monday nights. The network asked for about five or six more episodes of dramas Reaper, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Supernatural and One Tree Hill, according to Broadcasting & Cable. Here is another guide to how the rest of your favorite shows have been affected (30 Rock is back in April too! Sweet!), courtesy of The New York Times.

MONDAY

It’s George Bush’s final State of the Union (All Networks, 9 p.m.). Incidentally, the one year when the networks are scrambling for programming and therefore probably welcome the intrusion is the one year where no one could care less. The failing economy, Iraq, and his legacy will more than likely be on the agenda. Watch and wait for the presidential candidates to trip over themselves trying to respond first.

Speaking of wastes of time, it can’t replace an actual new episode, but Gossip Girl Revealed (CW, 8 p.m.) should satisfy your weekly fix for the posh adolescents. In the show’s new time slot, it promises plenty of bonus features—commentary, deleted scenes, profiles—and a re-airing of the pilot. Sadly, this is meant as an introduction to the uninitiated and harkens the beginning of repeats. Oh, they’re too young to die!  read more »