Yale University
Boola Boola…and Moola! Aging Yalies Raise Hell on Upper West Side
Last October, in the chandeliered Tap Room of New York’s Yale Club, some members of the college’s Class of 1987 were lunching together when Timothy P. Harkness, class secretary, and one of the litigators that represented Arthur Andersen in the Enron trials, had a capital idea.
Why not re-create the 30-year-old New Haven tradition of “Feb Club,” a month-long chain of nightly campus parties thrown by Yale seniors, to alumni around the globes? read more »
At Yale-Harvard: Plaid, Pipes, Hammers and Soulja Boy
Star Childs, who graduated from Yale with a forestry degree 27 years ago, was hammering a nail into a stump outside Sunday’s Yale-Harvard football game. He wore a tie, vest, and blazer, plus matching knit cap, and had a red cup in his non-hammering left hand.
The dozen students gathered around him cheered. “I’m a forester, I’m a lumberjack! And I’m okay,” Mr. Childs said. His family owns the one-room Yale Outdoors Cabin, with fireplace, in Bethany, CT. read more »
Caro v. Moses: It's an Ivy League Thing
"It's a Princeton versus Yale thing."
That's Edward Tenner, the author of Why Things Bite Back, summing up the rivalry between Robert Caro and the master builder.
Mr. Caro graduated Princeton in 1957; Moses finished Yale in 1909.
Mr. Tenner told The Real Estate:There is a certain kind of ultra-industrious Princetonian that does everything in a most thorough way and is totally obsessed with doing it right. Then there is the Yalie who loves to spread his feathers and bask in the limelight and Moses was extremely Yalie in that sort of way. I can just see Caro getting dressed up in his coat and tie to beaver this Yalie down to size.
Other Yalies: William F. Buckley Jr.; Cole Porter; George W. Bush; Jennifer Beals.
Other Princetonians: George Kennan; Woodrow Wilson; Samuel Alito; Brooke Shields.
Mr. Tenner has a whole anatomy of the Ivies which you can find via his website. He, by the way, is Princeton '65.
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How the Internet Is Replacing the Book
New ideas are exchanged on the internet. That's the thoroughfare. Walt and Mearsheimer might be able to sell a big book contract now, because people want to curl up on the couch at night with a good solid story about something they know is important, but the flow of new ideas is all electronic. read more »
Anderson Cooper Poor-Mouths Yoko
She said: "I say you can't stand if you've got too much muck in your head. Let it go, and dance through life." So true, so much muck, you know? Muck is a big problem. Of course. it's easier to dance through life if you have a billion dollars, but I digress.
Unfair on two counts. 1, Yoko's advice, to grads of the Maine College of Art, is just fine. People have to try and free themselves. However you do it, do it. When Cooper himself quotes Joseph Campbell, "Follow your bliss," it's not that different from what Yoko's saying.
2, Cooper is descended from megabux. Son of Gloria Vanderbilt, etc. Who's he to make fun of Yoko's money?
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Pataki Scion: America... Fuck Yeah!
Like many of his fellow students, Teddy is a member of thefacebook.com, a collegiate Friendster where students post profiles listing their classes, their dorms, their favorite music (Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, Metallica), movies (Lord of the Rings, Black Hawk Down) and books, and in which they form groups according to their interests.
The young Pataki is one of three officers—his title is "United States Marine and Professional Killer"—of a group entitled "AMERICA! ... FUCK YEAH!!!" (remember that irony-laden song from Team America) which describes itself as: "We are Americans. We can do what we want when we want to and can say whatever the fuck we want about foreigners. ‘Suck my balls world'—America. Those who are proud to say they love America and will fight anyone who threatens her. We'll help anyone who is ashamed to be an American pack if you'll just leave and promise to never come back."
Other notables listed in the facebook include presidential daughter Barbara Bush (whose profile is largely blank) and her reported beau, Jay Blount, who's concentration (conveniently for his potential father-in-law) is Near Eastern Languages and Civilizations and who belongs to the groups, "Virginia Is for Hustlers," "Balls and Sacks," and "Varsity Alcoholics."
The latter group's description concludes, "This group is for the many ex-varsity athletes at Yale who have quit their sport, but still maintain that competitive edge, and thus, have dedicated their time and energy to drinking... the most spirited ex-athletes may even be on the verge of alcoholism."
Blount also tallies a long list of Spring Break thoughts, including "Only in Iraq can a man like Saddam Hussein find work," "Bend ovaaaa, Sally," "Go Ballz Deep, NSS (no shaft showing)" and a series of quotes parodying President Bush's hilarious comments making fun of the groom at a friend's 1992 wedding, which was captured on video and leaked to the Smoking Gun a few years ago: "You have very boring dance moves, very boring," "You are very boring when you sleep," "You are very skinny, a fine golfer, but very boring, you are a very boring person." read more »
Blount seems to enjoy the good life. Last year, during Yale's Sex Week, he was photographed partying at Mory's Temple Bar in New Haven along with sex doctor Susan Block and "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis.












