Habibullah Saleem

Doggerel for Forrester

Um. Is this some kind of joke?

Doug Forrester's campaign Web site has a prominent link to A Lyrical Tribute to Doug, which turns out to be an extraordinarily bad poem by one Habibullah Saleem.  read more »

It's also a very long poem, so I've edited out the slower parts. But really, read it all:

The price for Governor is loyalty and trust The price for Governor is the absence of lust Thoroughly qualified Doug Forrester for sure Bringing to the voters the requirements for cure... Down to Earth whether Black or White Doug Forrester as Governor an amazing delight With nothing to hide devoted and clean Vote for Doug Forrester and not some scheme Understanding New Jersey is to be alert For health and economics he's willing to work Putting in place collective education Inclusive strategies with appropriate inspiration A family man with righteous support Unauthorized characters we must abort... Knows how to provide and care for our elders Forrester's character is that of a welder... Really. Read it all.