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Why We Miss Susan Sontag, Volume I

Susan Sontag (1933 - 2004) in the offices of her publisher in 1978.
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Susan Sontag (1933 - 2004) in the offices of her publisher in 1978.

At first glance, the cover of Susan Sontag’s final book—the  almost-complete manusc  read more »

Before the Fall, Another World: Germany’s Others for Oscar?

Sebastian Koch and Martina Gedeck in <i>The Lives of Others</i>.
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Sebastian Koch and Martina Gedeck in The Lives of Others.

Florian Henkel von Donnersmarck’s The Lives of Others, from his own screenplay, has been chose  read more »

Diane Keaton, I Say No!

Diane Keaton in <i>Because I Said So</i>.
Diane Keaton in Because I Said So.

Diane Keaton graces the screen so rarely that when she makes an appearance of any kind, attention mu  read more »

A Terrorist Attack on the City, 85 Years Before Sept. 11

John J. McCloy, hero of <i>The Detonators</i>, who later became known as
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John J. McCloy, hero of The Detonators, who later became known as

It can happen here.  read more »

Why I Hate Soccer

Germany-Argentina. Two great teams, playing a great competition. And what does it come down to in the end, the farce of penalty kicks! And one of the best players in the stadium, Lionel Messif, has never taken the field. I hate this game.

In a great sport, the ending is marked by the greatest achievement—Maxi Rodriguez's left foot in overtime against Mexico the other night, a dream goal. Letting a great competition drain off into the stultifying gutchurning spectacle of Penalty Kicks is as demoralizing as, say, letting a baseball game be decided by a home run derby contest with coaches from each side throwing batting practice. Or letting a football game be decided by a field goal competition. Or a basketball game come down to a competition from the free throw line.

Please change this game. Give us endless substitutions, so the world can see Messif, and Ballack is not crawling up and down the field, and the score is 3-2 or 2-1, not 1-1.

Soccer fans, tell me why I'm wrong.

Memo to Sports Editors

On C-Span today, an executive for Amnesty International warns that 1 million men will enter Germany next month for the World Cup, likely resulting in an increase in trafficking of women. The Amnesty International web site speaks of the likelihood of "forced prostitution" surrounding the games.

My Editor and My Wife Criticize "The Da Vinci Code"

I went into the Observer offices yesterday to see my editor. We're old friends. (Yes, Virginia, it is about who you know). I complimented him for the Sopranos cover of the Observer then I asked him what he was doing on The Da Vinci Code—why it wasn't in his paper. He said, "Are you crazy? It's a piece of shit movie based on a piece of shit book. Do you know anyone who thinks that's a good book, really? Do you know anyone?" I thought of a couple of people, but didn't want to open my mouth. "Mrs. Weiss doesn't like it, does she?" "She's read it," I said. (I haven't; it's not for me.)

When I got home I told my wife about the conversation and she agreed with my editor. She said, "It's not a very good thriller." "Then why did you read it?" "I read a lot of bad thrillers." I asked her to elaborate. She said, "It's badly written, formulaic, cliched, clunky, and shtik-driven. The book he wrote before has exactly the same structure. I think it's about the Pope."

I asked her why it was so successful—because of the Catholic church? She said, "No. It's the business of a thriller to make something scary up about something. You can say that the Nazis are going to rearm and take over Germany. That's what a thriller's supposed to do." I asked her again: "Well then how do you explain that it's been such a big hit?" "I can't. I'm mystified."

I don't usually stump my wife. I gotta get to the bottom of this.

Trump: "A Friggin' Mortgage Company Opening"

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"If you had told me we would have had this many people for a friggin' mortgage company opening--give me a break," said Donald Trump, speaking to several hundred people crammed into a lower level space at Trump Tower.

It's not typical that an 11 a.m. mortgage company launch could turn into a media circus.

"When Don [Trump, Jr.] and I struck the deal, we said, 'We'll have a new conference," continued Mr. Trump. "What we didn't expect was Extra!, Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, and some of the other folks up here. Take a look Lois--my friend Lois [Weiss] from the New York Post."

Mr. Trump was joined by E.J. Ridings , the new company's President and CEO, and his son, who is also involved in the project. Sadly, Ivanka--who was scheduled to attend--didn't show up.

"The business they're doing is unbelievable," said Mr. Trump in typically, grandiose fashion. "Literally, we signed the lease a few months ago, they are going to take an additional floor."

And to appease the audience that was packed together (and the tourists riding up and down the escalator overhead, snapping photos on cell phones), Mr. Trump uttered the famous phrase. He told Mr. Ridings that the company needs to keep up with the current pace, or else....

"If it's not, E.J., You're fired!"

After Mr. Trump's short speech, the motley crew of reporters--ranging from Life & Style to National Mortgage News--pushed up to the stage where the developer was fielding questions.  read more »

Greens on the Margins

One of the curiousities of American politics is the utter failure of the Green Party to make an impact, despite its strong presence in countries like Germany and the poll-tested appeal of environmental issues. (Ralph Nader is kind of the exception that proves this rule.)

The Web site of one of the Green candidates for Governor, Sander Hicks, offers a reason why. Hicks is a pleasant guy who runs a good coffee shop in my Brooklyn neighborhood and who started a successful small press. His main political thrust, however, is discovering who really committed the 9/11 attacks.

From the site:

"Our campaign does not claim the entire Federal Government was behind 9/11. But a secretive compartment of the US intelligence machine has close ties to Pakistani intelligence and their shock troops, "Al Qaeda". ...[I]ndependent Green candidate Sander Hicks wrote a devastating book about the 9/11 cover-up. Carefully sourced, his book has been called one of the best on the subject.

"Sander Hicks pledges that, as Governor, he will hold an independent investigation on the 9/11 attacks. 9/11 has ushered in an assault on the soul of America, and only an independent governor, working with the movement for truth, can lead us to start the healing."

Vote Green!

Superdogs Star In Eight Below

Woof! The many canine stars of <i>Eight Below</i> and...Paul Walker.
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Woof! The many canine stars of Eight Below and...Paul Walker.

Animal lovers to the alert!  read more »

Police-State Powers Are Our Biggest Threat

What has happened in this country?The Pentagon has a secret court created by the Foreign Intelligenc  read more »

Police-State Powers Are Our Biggest Threat

Carl Levin.
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Carl Levin.

What has happened in this country?    read more »

Ornette Coleman

It’s been almost half a century since Ornette Coleman released his Atlantic records debut.  read more »

Ornette Coleman

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Brad Barket/Getty Images

It’s been almost half a century since Ornette Coleman released his Atlantic records debut.  read more »

Painter Bluemner Defeated By History And Styles of Times

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There are artists who, despite their abundant gifts, seem destined to endure a melancholy fate, and  read more »

A Military Atrocity Endured— And Unblinkingly Recorded

Russian soldiers parading past Hitler&#039;s guard barracks in Berlin on July 6, 1945.
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Russian soldiers parading past Hitler's guard barracks in Berlin on July 6, 1945.

A Woman in Berlin: Eight Weeks in the Conquered City, by Anonymous. Metropolitan, 261 pages, $23.  read more »

A Military Atrocity Endured- And Unblinkingly Recorded

A Woman in Berlin: Eight Weeks in the Conquered City, by Anonymous.  read more »

Dicker-Brandeis: Murdered by Nazis, Her Art Triumphs

There are artists whose lives become, in retrospect, an allegory of the era in which they worked, an  read more »

Painter Dozier Bell Reaches to the Skies And Finds the Divine

It is rare to encounter contemporary American paintings and drawings governed by a religious perspec  read more »

The Orgasmatron Finally Shows Up: High-Tech Rhythm

Like something out of Woody Allen's Sleeper , a high-tech yet oddly retro new contraceptive device h  read more »

German Expressionism, Never Cuddly Work, Is at Neue Galerie

German Expressionist painting, which is currently the subject of a thematic exhibition focused on Ar  read more »

The Fainters

If you're a fainter, you know the signs: heat beneath your skin, sweat above your lip, a dull beatin  read more »

Crime Blotter

Not Born to Run:Flaky Fugitive Turns Self In  read more »

Hollywood Hills Hanky-Panky Saved by a Serious Work Ethic

Lisa Cholodenko's Laurel Canyon, from her own screenplay, flirts with erotic experimentation among f  read more »

After the War, Will There Be Peace?

Our delightful friends, the Saudi Arabians, are making plans to disinvite our troops from their soil  read more »

Diversity-Worshippers Encouraging Separati

Whatever it is these days, it's connected with immigration.  read more »

The Nazis, the Pope, the Shoah --Weighing Their Sins and Ours

California City (pop. 8,400) lies at the far end of a back road deep in the Mojave Desert.  read more »

Will Tide of Immigration Wash Away the Nation?

The little bastards and the big bastards, the bastards of all the hues of the rainbow, the bastards  read more »

A Flawless New Museum And Viennese Coffee

Of the many reasons why everyone-everyone, that is, with a keen interest in art, architecture and de  read more »

Faithful Marxist Preaches; Nation's Shareholders Shrug

For Norman Birnbaum, capitalism is all stick, no carrot.After Progress: American Social Reform and  read more »

Sifting Through Decades of Guilt and Pieces of the Berlin Wall

Volker Schlöndorff's The Legend of Rita , from a screenplay by WolfgangKohlhaase in collaboration w  read more »

Lyonel Feininger's Leap, Caricaturist to Cubist

The American-born painter and printmaker Lyonel Feininger (1871-1956) had a career unlike that of an  read more »

Today's Harvard: A Vulgar Elite Rules the Quad

The choice of Senator Joseph Lieberman as the Democratic Vice Presidential candidate has loosed a re  read more »

We're Running on Empty and Choking on Globaloney

Of late, automobile drivers have been wheeling into gas stations and finding out that their cars don  read more »

Poignancy of Jewish Art, 100 Years Ago in Berlin

There is inevitably something dolorous and even frightening about the current exhibition at the Jewi  read more »

Atrocities in Europe Can't Go Unpunished

In 1649, long before the phrase "ethnic cleansing" was introduced to the vocabulary of horror and at  read more »

The History of the World in 350 Words

The World in 350 WordsCertain books offer us a vision of life so grand that they demand the largest  read more »

Secular and Holy Duke It Out-With the Catskills for Scenery

Kaaterskill Falls , by Allegra Goodman. Dial Press, 324 pages, $23.95.Ah, the Jews. Who are we?  read more »

Art Outsmarts Theories in Expressionist Exhibit

The exhibition that has been organized at the Hollis Taggart Galleries under the title Concerning Ex  read more »