U.S. Armed Forces
The Morning Read: Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Barack Obama's still-vague health care plan would theoretically achieve universal coverage faster than Hillary's plan.
Eliot Spitzer is moving away from talking about a government shutdown.
And he softened his stance on what he'll negotiate to get a budget passed.
"The police may have overreached and misused surveillance authority," the Times editorial board wrote.
"No wonder the convention went off without a hitch," wrote the Post editorial board.
A Queens drug dealer said he was shot by Sean Bell.
And the state employee who chauffeured Alan Hevesi's wife is out of a job.
-- Azi PaybarahTime's (Doomed) Person of the Year
No, not Paris Hilton: 'Mother Nature.'
But do we really want Mother Nature to win? So many past 'Person of the Year' recipients take an immediate turn south as soon as they win: What if the same fate befalls Mother Nature?
We'll selectively recap the last 78 years, accentuating the negative and eliminating the positive and you can decide for yourself: read more »
· 2004: George W. Bush (Current approval rating: 37%.) · 2003: The American Soldier (American military deaths since Bush's May 1, 2003 "Mission Accomplished" speech: 1,935.) · 1994: Pope John Paul II (Deceased. Portrayed by Jon Voight.) · 1980: Ronald Reagan (Deceased. Portrayed by James Brolin.) · 1975: American Women (Alito boasted of his '85 work against abortion; Maureen Dowd's new book won't help her pick up guys.) · 1972: Nixon and Kissinger (Former: Impeached. Resigned in disgrace. Deceased. Portrayed in an Oliver Stone movie. Latter: Gently mocked by Jon Stewart.) · 1969: The Middle Americans (Post Election U.S. Map; What's the Matter with Kansas?) · 1963: Martin Luther King, Jr. (Assassinated.) · 1961: John Fitzgerald Kennedy (Assassinated.) · 1952: Elizabeth II (Queen is target for al-Qaida, security sources confirm.) · 1941/1949: Winston Churchill (Deceased. Is Bush the Churchill of the 21st Century?) · 1939/ 1942: Joseph Stalin (Deceased. Posthumously condemned by Martin Amis.) · 1938: Adolf Hitler (Suicide.) · 1935: Haile Selassie (Deceased. Curiously beloved by fraternity members.) · 1927: Charles Lindbergh (Deceased. Son kidnapped; Philip Roth foil.) —Matt HaberWOOD WAR IV
Paper A greets the 2,000th American military death in Iraq with a somber black memorial background and the word "tragic." Paper B presents a waving flag, the clear blue skies of freedom and an inspiring quote from Our President.
Quiz: Which one of these papers fumed yesterday, on its editorial page, that the troops "will have died for nothing--absolutely nothing at all--if the cut-and-run protesters prevail now" and that foes of the war "will also suggest to a still formidable Iraqi insurgency that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States has not the resolve to see this bitter thing through to a just conclusion"?
Answer: Paper A! Sorry, Rupert, but there's more to being American than mere red-white-and-blue bluster. Any fool can play a Sousa march. It takes a more subtle ear for the shadings of American patriotism to switch to a dirge without pausing or blushing. read more »
In other words, Ronald Reagan beats Sergeant Slaughter.
Winner: Daily News Overall standings: Daily News 3, New York Post 1









