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Tempest in a Shop: I Always Want To Speak to a Manager

It was a balmy fall afternoon on the Upper East Side, and there was a loose cannon in Citarella.  read more »

A Dress Appears, As If In A Dream....

LAURIE: I made my once-yearly visit to Barneys the other day. Or rather, I made my once-yearly visit to the 8th floor, a.k.a. Barneys Co-Op, a.k.a the only floor on which I do not get the sense that they are calling security on me--me with my broken-zippered windbreaker and the slight, sweaty sheen I get from riding the subway, no matter what time of year. I know that some of the city's wealthiest people dress like bums, but I doubt that high-end retail staffs mistake me for one of those people.
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Coping with high-end retail staff: Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman

So I did my usual routine: Enter on Madison, cut a sharp left to the elevators, avoid eye contact with everyone and head right up to 8. On the way back down, I like to take the escalators and peek in on every floor. I usually stop and check out the lingerie on 6; sometimes an $80 bra gets marked down to $20. One summer evening several years ago, I was so rattled by the uppity saleswoman sizing up my Old Navy tank top and grubby sandals that I put a gorgeous, delicate, full-price, dry-clean-only set of bra and undies by Prada on my beleaguered Visa card. Two balance transfers, an accidental and devastating trip to the laundromat and a debt-reduction program later, I'm sure that I'm still paying that shit off.  read more »

But this time, on a mixed-brand rack in the center of the sales floor, I found a simple, casual white cotton dress, strapless, knee-length, and priced at just over a hundred bucks. I tried it on: it fit, and it would fit if I shaved off a few pounds, put on a few pounds, or stayed exactly the same. It was the very first potential wedding dress I tried on, and I bought it without even soliciting a second opinion.

An Unholy Sabbath: Their Need Is Great, And I, Too Small

This is a confession, of sorts. When my fiancé, Edward, and I moved to South Brooklyn a few months  read more »

What's That Ringing? Also, J. Lo Gets Down

Angelenos like to get all creative and ostentatious with their cell-phone rings.  read more »

City's Pee-wees Seek Chichi! Great Buys for Li'l Guys

A new marginalized constituency is emerging in Manhattan.We're irate, we're short and we can't find  read more »

Don't Go Out Like That

O.K., it is warm. The streets are full, the freaks are out, the trees are blooming. Rejoice.  read more »

At Mortimer's With Carrie Donovan, the Old Navy Lady

From the oversized frames of her eyeglasses to her roaring pronouncements, the heroic fashion editor  read more »