Guy Ritchie

What If Madonna Was Single Soon?

Wouldn't it be weird if Madonna got divorced from Guy Ritchie? Like, soon?

And why have, like, eighteen people mentioned this idea in the last week?

Madonna is a good bit shy of 50. Two-thirds, or so, of second marriages end in divorce. The former pop tartlet is currently on tour, heading towards Rome, and upsetting Catholics (again) with the use Christ imagery in her show. What if she were soon upsetting them with that modern practice that is second-least-beloved-of-Catholics—divorce?

Update: Madonna pal says no way.

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