Teen Magazine

Bauer Publishing—home of In Touch Weekly and Life and Style Weekly and In Touch Weekly Mexico (!!!)—will not be outdone by the grand eating accomodations of the Hearsts and the Conde Nasts. Their newly retooled cafe, in their Englewood, NJ, headquarters, opens on Friday, according to a memo distributed in-house today.

The cafe is composed of several vending machines and a microwave. (No celebrity chefs in Jersey, apparently!) Staffers are instructed to use ice scoops instead of fingers when getting ice, and to use trivets for hot items. Apparently Bauer is acting in loco parentis for its hapless, unhygenic employees. Oh and there's a password on the door to keep the cafe for Bauer staff only. It is 0317. (That's St. Patrick's Day, if you need a mnemonic.)  read more »

The memo follows.