Gwyneth Paltrow
Morning Memo: Chris Martin Pops a Paparazzo; Lindsay Lohan Works the Dead Beat
"I was scared to death of him," Miss USA Tara Conner says of Trump on his upcoming "E! True Hollywood Story." Imagine what Rosie would say. (Page Six)
Charlie Rose joins "60 Minutes," which continues its refusal to target audiences under 50. (NYT)
Clay Aiken debuts in "Spamalot" today. (Goings On)
Chris Martin attacks a photographer when bringing wife Gwyneth Paltrow home from the hospital. (Page Six)
Lily Allen suffers a miscarriage in her first pregnancy. (US)
Lindsay Lohan has to spend a couple days working at a morgue – drunk driving means dead people, you know? (NYT)
In that weird Tom Cruise Scientology video, he takes credit for saving Ground Zero workers. (Page Six)
Blythe Danner: I Want To Be Part Of It—New York, New York
Blythe Danner—the venerable actress and mother of Gwyneth and Jake Paltrow—has mixed feelings about New York City—a place that is filled with reminders of the life she shared with her late husband, filmmaker Bruce Paltrow, who died in 2002 at the age of 58. read more »
Spanx Me, Baby!

Jessica Alba all swear by high-tech power panties.
Kate S., 27, a slim, attractive event planner who lives in Chinatown, was recently getting dressed for a high-profile party. “I always wear a black pinstriped suit,” she said. “I give away my womanly rights to wear stilettos and a low-cut shirt, so I have do something, you know? I knew there would be men around. You don’t want to look like a corporate person; you want your hiney to look cute.” read more »
Hamptons Secede!

Gwynnie Goes Shopping in Amagansett

The five-bedroom, Traditional home includes ocean views, a pool and guest quarters. Unfortunately, there's no mention of a price. However, The Post drops a juicy hint.
Her broker, Gene Stilwell of The Corcoran Group, would not comment on the transaction, but he does have a listing that looks remarkably similar in description.So does Mr. Stilwell have any listings that match up? Well, there is a five-bedroom, Traditional home in Amagansett. The price: $6.5 million. read more » - Michael Calderone
Fifth Ave Flood
A flood in Mort Zuckerman’s penthouse triplex at 950 Fifth Avenue has forced him to take shelter at the New York Palace hotel, according to New York magazine. And Coney Island could soon look a lot more like Vegas.
After four years, a battle still wages in Soho over a disputed commission, according to the New York Times.
And Daniel Akst wants to break out the Champagne and toast the end of the housing bubble. read more »
-Michael CalderoneThe Studied Ms. Paltrow Lets Loose; Tom Wilkinson Proves Oscar-Worthy
Let's Just Give the Terrorists What They Want

Fat Pig Raises Familiar Question: Are LaBute's Men Interesting?
Power Punk: Beth Buccini and Sarah Easley
Paltrow Mines a Poet's Pain: A Surefire Oscar Nod for Sylvia
Coffee, Tea or Me? Paltrow Flies Low, Hits Turbulence
The Transom
Cherry Vs. Larry: Dual Lysistrata s Prick Stage War
VH1's John Sykes Gets a Presidential Pardon After Hillary-Hissing
On The Town With Rex Reed
is rumored to have made $10 million for her read more »











