Bethpage State Park

Trump Takes a Dip

The Donald will give his imprimatur on a vast restaurant out at Jones Beach, on the site of the one-time Boardwalk.

It is called Trump on the Ocean. And guess what? It will be "the finest dining and banquet facility anywhere in the world," he said.

Actually, according to the press release that the Governor's office put out today (Pataki called Trump a "visionary entrepreneur"), Steven Carl, who did a similar facility in Bethpage State Park, will have a lot to do with this also, but don't expect him to get any of the glory.

-Matthew Schuerman

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