Tatum O'Neal

While Tatum O'Neal paid for her spring crack bust with two half-day drug-treatment sessions, a $96 fine, and one night in prison, the man who sold her the drugs spent six weeks on Rikers Island followed by deportation, according to the New York Post.

Allen Garcia, the 33-year-old homeless panhandler who sold her the crack in May, walked out of the prison on Tuesday into the arms of immigration officials, who then began his deportation proceedings.

Ms. O'Neal must've had a better lawyer.

In more pop culture auction news, former tennis great, John McEnroe, is selling a portrait that Andy Warhol made of him and his then wife, Tatum O'Neal at Sotheby's in London next week.

The acrylic and silk-screen portrait, based on a Polaroid of the couple taken by Mr. Warhol himself, was purchased by Mr. McEnroe at a charity auction for approximately $30,000 in 1986. The work is now expected to fetch up to $687,000.

Mr. McEnroe is now a television commentator at major tennis tournaments and Ms. O'Neal was arrested for scoring crack on the Lower East Side earlier this month.

Don't forget! You can still go bid on Tony Soprano's signature short-sleeved button down shirts for $500 at Christie's tomorrow for a better bargain.

A Gossip Girl spin-off show set at an all girls boarding school and headlined by Taylor Momsen's character, Jenny Humphrey, possibly in the works. [Hollywood Reporter]

While speaking at a public hearing in Scotland to push his $2 billion golf resort, Donald Trump said, "We have a President in the United States who's terrible. He stinks." [NY Daily News]

Tatum O'Neal sang karaoke last night with Radar's Neel Shah at Broadway East on the Lower East Side. They performed a duet of Al Green's "Let's Stay Together." [Radar]  read more »

Gina Gershon and her team of lawyers are going after Vanity Fair for alleging that she has been having an affair with Bill Clinton. [TMZ]

Ethan Hawke and pregnant fiancée Ryan Shawhughes, who used to be the nanny of his two children with Uma Thurman, were seen applying for their marriage license and are getting ready to wed. [P6]  read more »

Strand bookstore owner, Fred Bass, is "baffled and amazed" and Cynthia Rowley is "upset" that the city's promotional agency, NYC and Co., shot the designer in the bookstore for the city's "Just Ask the Locals" campaign, but advertised it as Midtown's Kinokuniya Books instead. [P6]  read more »

Designer Yves Saint Laurent died at home in his apartment in Paris yesterday at the age of 71. [NY Times]

Tatum O'Neal, who wrote a memoir in 2004 about her drug addiction, was arrested for buying crack on the Lower East Side on Sunday morning from a homeless man. [NY Daily News]  read more »