Ain't It Cool News

Bruce Willis is talking back. We think. We’re 99.9% sure.

“[I] am John Mafuckin'Clane,” wrote a poster named ‘Walter B’ to the Ain’t It Cool News Web site on Monday. Claiming to be the star of the Die Hard series of films—including the much-anticipated Live Free or Die Hard—‘Walter B’ was dropping by to check in with his avid fans on the influential TV/Movie fanboy site and dispel some rumors about the fourth installment of the Die Hard franchise.

“What if I came to you all, just as as [sic] guy who in the last weeks of post, facing a 5 week, World-Wide press tour, an[d] crazed at the prospect of it, just wanted to take a simpler approach to talking to this enormous group of people…” Getting cozier, he added: “I feel a strong personal pull to hear from an audience I do not know, sans Bullshit, (And that means I tell the Truth), sans gossip, just the straight, tight shit.”  read more »