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Facebook Teaches Journalists How to Be Popular

Facebook, the virtual friend-making machine invented by a socially handicapped Harvard computer whiz*, has published a note teaching journalists how increase their followings.

It is not a primer on the acquisition of friends. In September, Facebook introduced "Subscribe," an option which allows other users to receive only your public updates. You can encourage subscribers to hang on your every word without having to let them into your photo albums, contact information, etc. It's just one of many new Internet-based relationship categories (Gchat sources, Twitter crushes) for which journalists (an historically unpopular race) should be grateful. Read More

NYPD Blues

NYPD officer at West Indian Day parade (YouTube)

West Indian Parade Still Providing Opportunity for Officers to Expose Themselves

Let's blame Mark Zuckerberg for this one: Without Facebook, how would members of the NYPD be able, allegedly, to post derogatory comments about September's West Indian Parade and have the words live on the Internet forever?

“Let them kill each other," wrote someone identifying himself as an officer on a page called "No More West Indian Day Parade Detail," where cops allegedly gathered and used their real names and job titles without bothering with the Internet privacy settings.

"“I say have the parade one more year and when they all gather drop a bomb and wipe them all out,” wrote another supposed NYPD employee.
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Salman Rushdie

Salman vents on Twitter about Facebook

Salman Rushdie Convinces Facebook He’s Not a Catfish

Poor Salman Rushdie: there seems to be a social networking fatwa against his digital presence. First there was that incident where he tried to claim his Twitter handle, only to find out there was someone already squatting on @salmanrushdie. Humiliated, the Satanic Verses author was forced to claim @salmanrushdie1 until he gained enough support to push out the faker and reign over his rightful tweets.

To add insult to injury, Facebook deactivated his account yesterday, thinking he was an imposter. Then they refused to let him back under the name "Salman Rushdie."

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Cats!

jack the cat is back

Jack the Cat, Facebook-Famous Feline, Has Been Found at JFK

It's an airport miracle! Jack the Cat, who went missing during baggage handling by American Airlines two months ago, has been found alive.

Search parties were organized via Facebook and American Airlines papered JFK with missing cat fliers; but the chances of finding the cat had started to look slim. “The chances of Jack surviving or being returned readily get minimized each and every day,” one former communications representative for United Airlines told The Observer last week. “It’s a very dangerous place, an airport. Lot of moving parts and moving vehicles and moving machinery.”

And yet somehow Jack managed to avoid them all. Read More

There's No Crying In Baseball

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Moneyball Advertising Irking Feminist Sensibilities: “Tell Your Guy It’s A Baseball Movie”

Michael Lewis' math-nerds-on-steroids baseball book Moneyball hits theaters on Friday with a whole bunch of buzz behind it! Mainly, (1) Brad Pitt's an Oscar contender for his performance, but (2) in retrospect the book's legacy and value to the sport of baseball is chronically overvalued and widely misunderstood. Now it has a new kind of buzz: pissed-off women insulted by the idea that they can't enjoy a baseball movie! Read More

Indiscretions

Michelle Bachmann's advisor and son Lucas Bachmann, guns blazing.

The Bachmann Family Needs to Step Up Their Social Media Game

Michele Bachmann's husband, Marcus, knows how to put on a pair of heels. How did we learn this fascinating tidbit about the spouse of the Minnesota Congresswoman and Republican Presidential candidate? We found it on Facebook courtesy of Bachmann's daughter. Bachmann's staff clearly has some lessons left to learn about the internet. This apparent lack Read More


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