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Don’t Ya Hate Pants!

KARA: "So," my bridesmaid Joy begins, a sinister twinkle in her eye, "how well do you really know Brian?" She unfolds a wrinkled list of Brian's deepest, darkest secrets. We're halfway through my bridal shower. Having had a few glasses of Chardonnay, I'm not intimidated by this quiz. I know all the dirt, even Read More

Oscar de la Renta

SD: Let’s talk about aging. Personally speaking, as I get older, I try to think of myself as a fabulous wheel of Brie cheese, i.e., I’m getting better with age. How about you? OdlR: Be careful! You might start melting. And Brie smells horrible when it gets old. For myself, I never think about my Read More

Oscar de la Renta

SD: Let’s talk about aging. Personally speaking, as I get older, I try to think of myself as a fabulous wheel of Brie cheese, i.e., I’m getting better with age. How about you?

OdlR: Be careful! You might start melting. And Brie smells horrible when it gets old. For myself, I never think about Read More

Fie on the Old Gray Lady! She Fops Me Over

What a horrid, torrid week! It started off with the arrival, on Sunday, July 31, of The New York Times. Lurking in the Book Review was a less than complimentary appraisal of Nasty, my latest book (Simon & Schuster). Let me rephrase that: Lurking in the Book Review was a less than complimentary appraisal of Read More

Fie on the Old Gray Lady! She Fops Me Over

What a horrid, torrid week!

It started off with the arrival, on Sunday, July 31, of The New York Times. Lurking in the Book Review was a less than complimentary appraisal of Nasty, my latest book (Simon & Schuster). Let me rephrase that: Lurking in the Book Review was a less than complimentary appraisal of myself, Read More

Fluff This! Man Coddles Dog; Stores Flood With Pooch Merch

We pet owners are being bombarded by manipulative marketers who are hell-bent on exploiting our increasingly deranged obsessions. Deranged? At this point it's a safe bet that somebody, somewhere in Manhattan is having sex with his or her dog, such is the level of canine fetishization currently gripping our pet-infested isle. Though bestiality has never Read More

Boozy Funsters–on Vespas! My Anti-Armageddon Gift Guide

Radiation-blocking potassium-iodide pills do not a holiday gift make. Sure, in the event of exposure to certain types of radioactive material, these pills ($28 for 200 65-mg tablets from twotigersonline.com) will prevent your thyroid from absorbing the nasty stuff, but if the rest of you is burned to a crisp, what good is a healthy Read More

I Love My Norwich Terrier; Cecil Beaton Redressed

I was right in the middle of slicing cooked broccoli into bite-sized florets for the delectation of our Norwich terrier Liberace (it makes him a bit gassy, but he's addicted to it–plus, I'm sure it's as good for his intestines as it is for mine), when an interfering in-law launched an attack.

"All this effort wasted Read More

Start Dressing Like a Gypsy

On Tuesday, May 16, Liberace, that "deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love," would have celebrated his 81st birthday.

This apocalyptically unfavorable review of my hero led to a lawsuit against William Connor of London's Daily Mirror in 1956. Liberace sued for libel and won–a happy Read More

Happening Vacations Are a Myth

It's hard to open a magazine without reading about some lunatic (usually hetero and gentile) coughing up blood on the side of Everest, or a crazed fashion designer seeking spiritual replenishment and design inspiration in someone else's country. I find this mania for "spiritual vacations" very worrying.

Last year my potter partner Jonathan Adler and Read More

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